This is what my dad and I do while my mom is trying on clothes
when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is
do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you
"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast
dude my internal insulting isnt even that good its more just a constant stream of fuck you fucking fuck shit think youre the fucking shit nipple dont you fuck shit
explaining something to someone for the 10th time and they still dont get it
lol, batman and robin. I didn’t get that joke till now. I should pay attention more.
REBLOGGING BECAUSE I DIDN’T GET THAT UNTIL YOU SAID IT.
Best joke in Mulan, or a Disney film, ever.